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“Have you tried not being offended?” Boris asks victims of systematic racism by poundlandathene 6th Apr 20216th Apr 2021
Policeman filmed shoving peaceful vigil attendee asks for “sympathy” by poundlandathene 16th Mar 202116th Mar 2021
Current Affairs “Jesus has always understood the assignment,” says desperate priest by Joe Molander 11th Apr 2021
Opinions Opinion: Leftists need to be more patriotic about my Union Jack vajazzle by David Spain 5th Apr 2021
News NUSU shuts down Anime Society in attempt to make Newcastle look cool by An Unpaid Propagandist 2nd Apr 20212nd Apr 2021
Current Affairs Op-ed: why the UK should devolve the base rate of interest to local authorities by Joe Molander 1st Apr 20211st Apr 2021
Current Affairs Suez Canal Authority may seek $1bn in compensation following obstruction by Joe Molander 1st Apr 2021
Current Affairs “Toon Lampoon not institutionally or systemically unfunny”, finds report by Toon Lampoon by Joe Molander 31st Mar 202131st Mar 2021
Current Affairs “Adult women find me attractive,” claims polygon-faced disaster, Matt Gaetz by David Spain 31st Mar 202131st Mar 2021
Current Affairs Sandyford residents “cannot sleep” after Helmsley Road taken over by poltergeists by Christ's sperm doner 30th Mar 2021
Current Affairs Local man’s 20-minute anti-vax YouTube video nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine by David Spain 29th Mar 2021
Current Affairs Local man regrets not being born in a time when using the N-word wouldn’t earn him a fucking guilt trip by David Spain 25th Mar 2021