Current Affairs

HS2 to use “artificial black hole” to further decrease commute time

by David Spain 18th Oct 202018th Oct 2020

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Ranking every Premier League team by how likely they are to stage a military coup on Chile

by Oren Brown 17th Oct 202017th Oct 2020

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Man outraged by Tier 2 sex ban entirely unaffected by it

by Joe Molander 17th Oct 202017th Oct 2020

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Northumbria University to contain student body within “Pandemicopolis”

by David Spain 16th Oct 202016th Oct 2020

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Metro to upgrade ageing fleet to steam

by Christ’s sperm doner 15th Oct 2020

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Government accused of time-wasting for insisting on mandatory thumb-sucking

by Emily Dennis 11th Oct 202011th Oct 2020

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Trump slams allegations of mental incapacity as “um… I don’t… who are you?”

by Joe Molander 9th Oct 202010th Oct 2020

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Nation preparing for SNL skit where Pence and Harris battle rap or whatever

by Joe Molander 8th Oct 2020

Media & Culture

Musicians heed Rishi Sunak’s advice and retrain as unemployed

by Joe Molander 6th Oct 20206th Oct 2020

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Conservatives call Margaret Thatcher “the original gangsta” in youth vote bid

by David Spain 5th Oct 202010th Oct 2020

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