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“Jesus has always understood the assignment,” says desperate priest

by Joe Molander 11th Apr 2021

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Opinion: Leftists need to be more patriotic about my Union Jack vajazzle

by David Spain 5th Apr 2021

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NUSU shuts down Anime Society in attempt to make Newcastle look cool

by An Unpaid Propagandist 2nd Apr 20212nd Apr 2021

Current Affairs

Op-ed: why the UK should devolve the base rate of interest to local authorities

by Joe Molander 1st Apr 20211st Apr 2021

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Suez Canal Authority may seek $1bn in compensation following obstruction

by Joe Molander 1st Apr 2021

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“Toon Lampoon not institutionally or systemically unfunny”, finds report by Toon Lampoon

by Joe Molander 31st Mar 202131st Mar 2021

Current Affairs

“Adult women find me attractive,” claims polygon-faced disaster, Matt Gaetz

by David Spain 31st Mar 202131st Mar 2021

Current Affairs

Sandyford residents “cannot sleep” after Helmsley Road taken over by poltergeists

by Christ's sperm doner 30th Mar 2021

Current Affairs

Local man’s 20-minute anti-vax YouTube video nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine

by David Spain 29th Mar 2021

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Local man regrets not being born in a time when using the N-word wouldn’t earn him a fucking guilt trip

by David Spain 25th Mar 2021

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