BP Oil have selflessly given a bird off San Francisco Bay, California a chic, all-black makeover free of charge.
So dedicated were BP to their avian friend’s new look, they poured all 58 000 gallons of oil from their tanker into the estuary where the bird was perched. If there’s one thing the multi-million pound clean-up effort has proven, it’s that you really can’t put a price on fashion.
Except, of course, the price to the environment and taxpayer, but don’t worry about that. What are you, a Communist?