Top ten reasons oil is cool

Reason 1

The first billion pounds BP paid us to write this.

Reason 2

The second billion pounds BP paid us to write this.

Reason 3

The third billion pounds BP paid us to write this.

Reason 4

Oil is a great source of energy for a range of vehicles, which have wide appeal across consumer demographics.

Reason 5

The fourth billion pounds BP paid us to write this.

Reason 6

Wait, now it’s out of sync.

Reason 7

The fifth, sixth and seventh billion pounds BP paid us to write this.

Reason 8

Okay, fixed it.

Reason 9

The eighth billion pounds BP paid us to write this.

Reason 10

Shit.

Disclaimer: The Lampoon are not actually taking money from BP, mostly because they don’t answer our calls