Reason 1
The first billion pounds BP paid us to write this.
Reason 2
The second billion pounds BP paid us to write this.
Reason 3
The third billion pounds BP paid us to write this.
Reason 4
Oil is a great source of energy for a range of vehicles, which have wide appeal across consumer demographics.
Reason 5
The fourth billion pounds BP paid us to write this.
Reason 6
Wait, now it’s out of sync.
Reason 7
The fifth, sixth and seventh billion pounds BP paid us to write this.
Reason 8
Okay, fixed it.
Reason 9
The eighth billion pounds BP paid us to write this.
Reason 10
Shit.
Disclaimer: The Lampoon are not actually taking money from BP, mostly because they don’t answer our calls
