Incongruous elements in a news article reveal that you are in fact dreaming

In a statement given in front of 10 Downing Street earlier today, Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli revealed that none of this was real and was in fact MUSHROOMMUSHROOMMUSHROOM

Following a brief statement, the Mime Prinister told reporters that he had to leave, although he couldn’t take the elevator because of the alligator. Prime Minister Dirsaeli then left the press conference before turning into your mother, although at the same time not quite your mother.

In a statement given in front of 10 Downing Street earlier today, Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli revealed that none of this was real and was in fact MUSHROOMUSHROOMUSHROOM

When you tried a light switch, the lights didn’t come on. Everyone you see in the street have faces made up of people you’ve seen before. Your teeth are falling out, and you can’t stop them. The brakes on your car doesn’t work, and it’s going too fast.

In a statement, given in front of 10 Downing Street earlier today, Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli revealed that none of this was real and was in fact MUSHROOMMUSHROOMMUSHROOM

In a statement given in front of 10 Downing Street earlier today, Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli revealed that none of this was real and was in fact MUSHROOMMUSHROOMMUSHROOM

In a statement given in front of 10 Downing Street earlier today, Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli revealed that none of this was real and was in fact WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP

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