In a recent heated argument in the corridors of Newcastle University Students’ Union, Sabbatical Officers, Chairs, and Liberation Officers were heard screaming at each other over who would have the right to assume leadership of Newcastle University’s student body come the potential breakdown of society in the UK.
This comes after months of instability throughout the international community. A democratic ballot to decide the potential leader was suggested by an unknown member of the council. However, their calls for a vote were soon drowned out by the chanting of “The weak should fear the strong”.
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