Woman knows boyfriend’s joke about to turn into whole fucking riff

A woman was hit with the awful realisation that her boyfriend’s joke – which was only really funny once – is about to become a fucking riff. The Lampoon can confirm after the fact that the joke’s spontaneity was indeed destroyed by uninspired rehashing of an observation that was only slightly amusing.

The woman is said to have been devastated that she’d allowed herself to laugh the first time round.

“It’s my own fault,” she told our reporter, distraught. “We were in a restaurant and he made some half-baked crack about the vegan options, and I wasn’t paying enough attention to stop myself.”

“He went on and on about it. At one point he even brought the waiter into the fucking farce.”

Speaking to our reporter separately, the man told us, “Yeah, I told a few jokes about the vegan carbonara last night, and my girlfriend loved it.”

“I’m absolutely delighted with how the bit went down, and I can’t wait to bring it back at every social gathering from now until the end of time.”

The boyfriend has been offered a writing position at The Toon Lampoon.

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