Monarchy insists it is not racist as it “used to own half of Africa”

The Queen has today announced that the British monarchy is not racist after claims from Meghan and Harry that indicate the contrary.

The Head of the Commonwealth also pointed out that Prince Andrew has “had sex with underage black girls as well as white girls” and as such, the Firm could not possibly be accused of racism. The Queen also noted that she is married to a man who is more purple than a red grape. Sources close to the Queen have asserted that this is a side effect of the embalming fluid used in Prince Philip.

This is just the latest part of the drama which looks close to causing the monarchy to implode France-style.

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