NAMBLA “didn’t realise it was freaking everyone out quite so much”

A spokesperson for the North American Man/Boy Love Association has said that the organisation “had no idea that everyone was going to so completely lose their shit over what we were doing.”

“If people were really so uncomfortable with what our organisation represents and fights for, they should have just said,” the spokesperson told The Lampoon’s oldest and least sexually appealing writer.

“I guarantee you, the last thing we want is to be anywhere it feels like we don’t fit in.”

The North American Man/Boy Love Association has been under heavy criticism since its creation. Since then, it has campaigned for the abolition of the age of consent and for parents not to be so goddamn vigilant when they’re with their kids at the park.

Most recently, the organisation made headlines following their alleged attempts to ensnare Matt Hancock and Rishi Sunak. The organisation were reportedly under the impression that the pair were twelve-year-old boys playing truant from school.

Now, NAMBLA claims that it’s thinking about its next steps.

“We’ve got a lot of reflection to do,” the spokesperson admitted. “The reaction from the general public has been very disappointing, but I really think we’d be fools to ignore it.”

“I mean, if that’s really how you all feel, of course we’ll stop.”

Featured image: Pxfuel

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s