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Author: RealNamey McRealNameFace

Russian bots DDoS attack NUSU servers in order to stop Metro Kieran

4th Mar 2021 RealNamey McRealNameFace

Breaking news as Newcastle University Students Unions website goes down mere hours before the deadline for voting in highly suspicious circumstances with the battle for

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Basic white girl dubbed ‘hipster’ after not ordering Katsu Curry at Shijo

26th Jul 2020 RealNamey McRealNameFace

Outrage persists at Kayleigh Basicton for her heinous crimes against her people this week. At 4:23pm on 25 July 2020, 20-year-old Kailey purchased a portion

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Boris Johnson reads toad poem to clear up mandatory mask confusion

13th Jul 2020 RealNamey McRealNameFace

This week, Boris Johnson said people “should be wearing” face coverings in shops to prevent the spread of coronavirus, but didn’t release any official guidelines.

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