Breaking news as Newcastle University Students Unions website goes down mere hours before the deadline for voting in highly suspicious circumstances with the battle for
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Basic white girl dubbed ‘hipster’ after not ordering Katsu Curry at Shijo
Outrage persists at Kayleigh Basicton for her heinous crimes against her people this week. At 4:23pm on 25 July 2020, 20-year-old Kailey purchased a portion
Boris Johnson reads toad poem to clear up mandatory mask confusion
This week, Boris Johnson said people “should be wearing” face coverings in shops to prevent the spread of coronavirus, but didn’t release any official guidelines.
The Toon Lampoon 