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Author: cheerfuljoe

Amazon acknowledges that publicly advertising for a spy was a mistake

7th Sep 2020 cheerfuljoe

A spokesperson for multinational corporation Amazon has admitted that a public advertisement for a covert position was ‘not the best way to go about it’.

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“We’ve had some more ideas,” Government tells schools

31st Aug 2020 cheerfuljoe

It has been revealed that the Government has issued new guidance for schools the Friday before they reopen. The last-minute nature of the move has

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Boris Johnson remembers that he has a country to run

22nd Aug 2020 cheerfuljoe

Westminster sources have confirmed that Boris Johnson has been convinced to spend a bit of time doing that job he back-stabbed a lot of people

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Rail fares increase to “first-born child”

19th Aug 2020 cheerfuljoe

It was announced today that the price of rail fares, including off-peak long-distance returns, will now include the purchaser’s firstborn child. Given the government’s eagerness

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