In a desperate bid to appeal to the youth of today, a local priest has announced “Jesus has always understood the assignment”. He then proceeded
Author: Joe Molander
Op-ed: why the UK should devolve the base rate of interest to local authorities
In today’s media-saturated environment, news outlets are engaged in a race to the bottom to drive up engagement. As such, un-sexy topics that aren’t conducive
Suez Canal Authority may seek $1bn in compensation following obstruction
Chief executive of the Suez Canal Authority (SCA), Osama Rabie, announced late last night that the state-owned organisation may seek roughly $1bn in compensation. This
“Toon Lampoon not institutionally or systemically unfunny”, finds report by Toon Lampoon
A report has found that seminal satire publication and money laundering racquet The Toon Lampoon is not structurally unfunny. The report was commissioned by the
Man immediately admitted to Mensa after asking when international men’s day is
A local man has been admitted to Mensa and offered a position at the Harvard philosophy faculty for asking when international men’s day is. Guinness
Nation pretends to be surprised royal family is racist
Britain has been rocked with the news that an ancient, imperialist institution is unsympathetic to the notion of non-white people. As soon as the news
