Prime Minister and wet dog impersonator Boris Johnson has today proven his dedication to healthy living by announcing huge shortages of fizzy drinks. He also
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The Lampoon can reveal that a man whose friends described him to a newcomer as “a bit of a character” is actually just a twat.
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Joe Biden has today committed to withdrawing all US troops from Afghanistan, just as soon as he gets the go-ahead from oil conglomerates. “I announced