Prime Minister and wet dog impersonator Boris Johnson has today proven his dedication to healthy living by announcing huge shortages of fizzy drinks. He also
Author: Joe Molander
True ally? Guy mansplains to trans women just as much
A local man has been found mansplaining to trans women just as much as to cis women, in a truly touching feat of allyship. The
Report: single piano notes at beginning of movie trailer suggests it’s about to get real
An investigation into a trailer for the latest Hollywood blockbuster has confirmed suspicions that the piano notes at the start mean some serious shit is
Man described as “bit of a character” actually just a cunt
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As told to Joe Molander Hello reader, it’s me, the guy who ghosted you on Tinder after mansplaining Virginia Woolf. It’s such a shame, because
Joe Biden commits to withdrawing troops from Afghanistan as soon as oil companies let him
Joe Biden has today committed to withdrawing all US troops from Afghanistan, just as soon as he gets the go-ahead from oil conglomerates. “I announced
