Labour’s catastrophic performance in local elections has led party insiders to begrudgingly admit that working class voters don’t feel represented by a literal knight. As
Author: Joe Molander
JSTOR undergoes minimalist logo redesign
Digital library and – somehow – the most annoying gatekeeper on the internet JSTOR has today unveiled a new minimalist logo. The Lampoon understands this
Bill Gates spotted preparing for white boy summer
Billionaire and eligible bachelor Bill Gates has been spotted in the midst of rigorous training for white boy summer. He was spotted by TMZ paparazzi
Inspiring: Toon Lampoon 5-a-side team refuses to join European Super League
The Toon Lampoon’s 5-a-side team has taken the bold stance of refusing any offer to participate in the new European Super League. Critics have suggested
Local man just happy to be understanding football talk
A local man has admitted to being satisfied just understanding football talk for once. This followed all his friends being devastated at a development in
“Jesus has always understood the assignment,” says desperate priest
In a desperate bid to appeal to the youth of today, a local priest has announced “Jesus has always understood the assignment”. He then proceeded
