BP only paid us for the headline. Disclaimer: BP have not paid The Lampoon for anything. Tight bastards.
Author: Joe Molander
Give oil a try, experts urge
Shut up, they do.
Top ten reasons oil is cool
Reason 1 The first billion pounds BP paid us to write this. Reason 2 The second billion pounds BP paid us to write this. Reason
Oil not so bad, studies suggest
Why did you click on this? What, you wanna see the studies? They’re real, okay?
