A woman in Heaton has been repeatedly making jokes about how the coronavirus is like “the apocalypse”. Upon hearing the news, Guinness World Records immediately
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Designer of Fenwick Christmas window display already settled on burning trashbag
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A student at Newcastle University has decided to go full-ham with his far left politics, and become completely unlikable. Now a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist, he says that
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A millennial has realised she has no idea if a major person in her life is a friend or just a potential source of employment.
Edgy comedian who “not afraid to joke about anything” sticks to same three subjects
A local comedian who prides himself on “pushing boundaries” spent another set talking about the same three things he’d been making jokes about for the
Doomsday preachers in 2020 all politely waiting for a colleague to say “we told you so”
In a rare moment of sheepishness, a cabal of fundamentalist doomsday preachers are waiting for someone else to announce “we told you so”. 2020 has
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