A Newcastle University student who is suffering withdrawal symptoms from Soho has decided to treat themselves to some homemade mulled blue treb. To get the
Author: Joe Molander
Man watching Belle Delphine porn on Christmas Day beginning to question some choices
A man has admitted that he is beginning to feel regret over some of his life decisions after watching Belle Delphine’s sex tape on Christmas.
Toon Lampoon writers excitedly put out milk and cookies for Rupert Murdoch
Writers for satire outlet and part-time money laundering front The Toon Lampoon have been seen putting out milk and cookies for Rupert Murdoch. This is
Heartwarming: NYPD asks for pronouns when racially profiling you
In a bid to appear more progressive, the New York Police Department (NYPD) now requires officers to ask a suspect’s pronouns before racially profiling them.
Stephen Colbert made special envoy to Middle East since he knows so fucking much
Talk show host and alleged comedian Stephen Colbert has been appointed a special envoy to the Middle East. The decision was made by American officials
The Curious Tale of Seat Von Scrutiny: The Sordid Tale in Full
Over the past week, we released a short story from one of our editors, chapter by chapter, during our more lucid moments in-between the absinthe
