Members of Congress have excitably told The Lampoon that they are delighted to be going ahead with the US legislature’s first ever re-run. This follows
Author: Joe Molander
Satirists give up
Satirists on either side of the Atlantic were today heard letting out a collective sigh, before they decided to completely pack it in. The news
Woman knows boyfriend’s joke about to turn into whole fucking riff
A woman was hit with the awful realisation that her boyfriend’s joke – which was only really funny once – is about to become a
Masochist settles down to watch Doctor Who special
A local masochist is reportedly getting all comfy to watch the New Year’s Day special of Doctor Who. This follows a long day of bondage,
Inspiring: Kamala Harris channels serious girlboss energy with “War Crimes: For Her” ad campaign
Multi-millionaire woman of the people Kamala Harris has today wowed fans and critics alike with her bold new advertising campaign. To ease concerns that she
2020 has woman well prepared for day where nothing happens
A woman has admitted that Boxing Day seems a little less unusual this year, thanks to the months of preparation with which 2020 provided her.
