What are you doing reading this? Go buy some oil! Disclaimer: other ways to destroy the planet are available
Seriously, BP said they were weird, don’t be weird. Disclaimer: BP have not say anything, including – miraculously – from their lawyers
BP only paid us for the headline. Disclaimer: BP have not paid The Lampoon for anything. Tight bastards.
Shut up, they do.
Reason 1 The first billion pounds BP paid us to write this. Reason 2 The second billion pounds BP paid us to write this. Reason
Why did you click on this? What, you wanna see the studies? They’re real, okay?