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Author: Jon Deery

NASA declares 2020 “hottest year on record” – 2020 says it’s “flattered but uncomfortable”

15th Jan 2021 Jon Deery

Maybe it’s in the name of expanding scientific knowledge that the scientists at NASA continue to do science. Or maybe, in light of recent declarations,

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Rioters siege World Calendar Capitol, call for a stop to 2021

7th Jan 2021 Jon Deery

Yesterday, an angry mob, armed with nothing but angst, determination, and fully automatic assault rifles, besieged the World Calendar Capitol building. The group were calling

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Excel Spreadsheet blunder means millions without christmas presents this year

24th Dec 2020 Jon Deery

Seven year-old Tamara crept downstairs early this morning, eager to be the first person in her family to see all the presents under the tree.

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Major waste disposal company rebrands as “Hats for Dolphins Co.” after ocean dumping incident

15th Nov 2020 Jon Deery

“We thought the company was in some deep shit,” said Callum Hall, CEO of Australia’s second-largest waste disposal company, after more than 6,000 tonnes of

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Vladimir Putin announced as 46th president of the United States

4th Nov 2020 Jon Deery

Bare-chested, wielding the severed head of a Kamchatka brown bear, mounted on the back of a steroid-fuelled Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin entered the White House

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