A spokesperson for the ambitious High Speed 2 railway project today revealed that the organisation would be utilising artificial black hole technology in order to
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Northumbria University to contain student body within “Pandemicopolis”
After the news broke that over 700 of their students had tested positive for Covid-19, Northumbria University today announced the establishment of a “plague city”
“Cuntasaurus Rex” deemed not to be unparliamentary language
Following a heated exchange during a parliamentary session earlier today, eyebrows were raised after the Speaker of the House of Commons deemed that what has
Conservatives call Margaret Thatcher “the original gangsta” in youth vote bid
In what has been described as a “shallow attempt to woo younger demographics”, the Conservative Party has begun a campaign claiming that Margaret Thatcher was
Opinion: Not voting for Trump in 2020 makes me a hero, you socialist fucks
Look, leftists, I think that you and I have to get something straight. You need to start acknowledging how magnanimous and forward-thinking I am for
Keir Starmer powerbombs Boris Johnson through woolsack during heated PMQs
In what was described by viewers as a “robust confrontation” in the House of Commons, Keir Starmer today showed an uncharacteristic level of passion as
