Following a series of intense negotiations with Russian diplomats, Foreign Secretary Liz Truss officially declared war on Ukraine. Speaking to The Toon Lampoon’s Meme Correspondent,
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Cancer patient bravely speaks out against “institutionalised smokeshaming”
Lindsey Croaker (35) today told The Toon Lampoon that the UK’s anti-smoking culture has made hospital visits a tremendous emotional strain. “I go in to
Fabian Hamilton spends rest of PMQs sat cross-legged after Johnson photo question
Following his question to the Prime Minister about the newly-released photograph of Boris Johnson apparently attending a Christmas party, Fabian Hamilton allegedly crossed one leg
Boris Johnson told to await visits from 147,857 spirits
Sources indicate that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been warned to await a visit from 147,857 spirits on the night before Christmas. “We are to
Years of never being invited to parties finally pays off for Dominic Cummings
Former SPAD, moderate eugenicist, and hideous gremlin Dominic Cummings today told The Lampoon that he’s grateful to have never been invited to parties by Johnson’s
2021 Conservative Christmas party to be held at your mum’s house, you whiny fuck
Following the widespread public outrage over the developing story of the Government’s string of Christmas parties, the Johnson administration has announced that they intend to
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