Supporters of Rishi Sunak have today embarked on a new strategy to position the Chancellor of the Exchequer as the obvious successor to current Prime
Author: David Spain
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Opinion: Leftists need to be more patriotic about my Union Jack vajazzle
There’s something terribly wrong with this country. A lack of pride that the British feel for this nation and all of its accomplishments. I mean,
“Adult women find me attractive,” claims polygon-faced disaster, Matt Gaetz
Congressman Matt Gaetz’s lawyers came under criticism today, following what appeared to be an indication of the main theme of his defence: that a female
Local man’s 20-minute anti-vax YouTube video nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine
A Newcastle upon Tyne resident today confirmed that his nomination for the Nobel Prize in Medicine had been sent to the relevant committee regarding his
Local man regrets not being born in a time when using the N-word wouldn’t earn him a fucking guilt trip
A Gateshead local recently revealed to The Toon Lampoon that he longs for a return to a bygone era where a white man could use
PE teachers welcome the opportunity to once again belittle young children
As schools reopen following a relaxation of pandemic restrictions, PE teachers across the country have described themselves as “overjoyed” to once again have the opportunity
