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Author: David Spain
I'm a writer: prose, script, screenplay, non-fiction, even poetry if bribed appropriately.
Toon Lampoon slams overuse of the word “slams” in journalism
Journalism is about making a stand, and that’s what The Lampoon is here to do. And for too long, there’s been a cancer eating away at
Political journalists struggling to discuss current affairs without Harry Potter metaphors
Political correspondents admitted today that they were still “lost and discouraged” at the prospect of framing national and international events on Twitter without referencing Harry
Professor of Victorian literature “can’t goddamn take it anymore”
A Professor of Victorian Literature at Newcastle University announced today that he would “rather blow my goddamn brains out than read one more maudlin Dickensian
Only descendants of slave-owners to achieve highest A-level grades
Facing demands for comment following a tumultuous A-level results process, the Secretary for Education today announced that only students who can trace their family tree
Opinion: I am not whereing a mask and here’s why
I am writing this article in order to address some of the disgusting alligations that I have recently read about people who refuse to give
