The Toon Lampoon can exclusively reveal a star-crossed romance between two university students, separated by a five-minute walk and a rivalry unlikely ever to end. Nikki
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Chris Grayling exceeds all expectations
Chris Grayling entered another unparalleled feat into what is fast becoming an untouchable political record, as he failed to take up his latest post. The
No more news for you until you’ve calmed down a little
The Toon Lampoon is here to bring you today’s top story, which is that the news will not resume until you’ve settled yourself down a
Local man actually from Gateshead
In a turn of events that left its participants reeling, an individual who regularly referred to himself as a “Geordie” was revealed to in fact
Plucky teen detective found dismembered
The career of the young, crime-solving detective, Marcie May, 13, came to a tragic end earlier today, as Northumbria Police confirmed that they had recovered
Drunken brawls deemed essential business
In a landmark decision today, the British Government waived the need to maintain social distancing when driving a pint glass into a fellow drinker’s face
