A representative from Newcastle University today refuted accusations that the academic institution had founded a quasi-religious cult that was meeting on university property in a
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Virgin MP sacrifice bill passes second reading
Today, the Virginal Sacrifice of a Member of this Chamber Act 2020 passed its second reading in the House of Commons with overwhelming bipartisan support.
Newcastle University calls Northumbria “a fringe cult”
In the latest entry in a conflict stretching back over decades, a representative from Newcastle University today described their rival institution as a “fringe cult
Theatre Society’s “120 Days of Sodom” receives mixed reviews
Newcastle University Theatre Society (NUTS) debuted their latest theatrical production last night at Northern Stage, a stage adaptation of Marquis de Sade’s most well-known novel.
Newcastle University Biomedical department creates hideous animal/human underclass
In a statement to staff and the student body earlier today, a representative of Newcastle University’s Biomedical Sciences department confirmed rumours that they were responsible
Newcastle and Northumbria University pair refuse to deny their forbidden love
The Toon Lampoon can exclusively reveal a star-crossed romance between two university students, separated by a five-minute walk and a rivalry unlikely ever to end. Nikki
The Toon Lampoon 