In a landmark decision today, the British Government waived the need to maintain social distancing when driving a pint glass into a fellow drinker’s face
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Pope Francis Proposes Crystal Maze Contest for Location of Other Mass Child Graves
Speaking from the balcony of St. Peter’s Basilica, Pope Francis today offered to reveal the location of other sites of child interment, provided that the
House of Lords “really hopes that someone gets superpowers” as Agriculture Bill passes
Baroness Altmann voiced her hope that the lowering of food standards following Brexit would result in a Britain watched over by superpowered entities. The opinion
The Toon Lampoon 