A limited edition RealDoll of a member of the British government has achieved sentient thought at a factory in Gateshead. The incident has been described
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Joe Manchin to regularly garotte Democrat voters in attempt to foster bipartisanship
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Biden reportedly backhanding any aide who says the word “Palestine”
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