In an interview with The Toon Lampoon, a spokesperson for the Labour Party today admitted that Keir Starmer’s bloodlust, now roused, will not be satisfied
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Man with “Only God Can Judge Me“ tattoo released on mistrial
In what has been described as a “landmark ruling” by Newcastle’s Crown Court, an individual accused of three counts of grievous bodily harm today walked
WWE “looking forward” to Taliban-hosted PPV
Following the taking of Kabul by Taliban forces, a spokesperson for WWE has stated that the sports entertainment company “is extremely keen” to work with
Toon Lampoon sued for psychological distress after nude calendar shoot
A civil suit has been leveraged against The Toon Lampoon, following charges of gross distress and psychological trauma in the aftermath of a nude calendar
DWP defends “Deathmatches For Benefits” policy
A spokesperson for the Department of Work and Pensions today addressed criticisms of their recent “fights for dole” scheme. The policy was described as “a
Opinion: fuck it, you’ve done enough to stop climate change
What’s that? Just going to sit back and put your feet up for a little while? Sure. That’s fine. I mean, look at all you’ve
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