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Democrats face “uphill struggle” with giant abortion ray amendment to infrastructure bill
The challenges faced by Democratic Senators continue this week, as Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has signalled his party’s intention to vote down the upcoming
Priti Patel apologises for breaking social distancing rules during migrant family slaying
Home Secretary Priti Patel has apologised for failing to uphold social distancing guidelines during the ritualistic slaughter of a migrant family. “It is true that
Toon Lampoon accused of immature content by man with great, girthy penis
The Toon Lampoon was today accused of a campaign of gutter journalism by an unnamed man in possession of a thick, meaty hog. The complainant,
Priti Patel sex doll gains sentience, deports minority sex dolls
A limited edition RealDoll of a member of the British government has achieved sentient thought at a factory in Gateshead. The incident has been described
Joe Manchin to regularly garotte Democrat voters in attempt to foster bipartisanship
Joe Manchin today announced his intention to strangle the life out of a Democrat voter, every hour, on the hour, in order to encourage bipartisan
