Local man Tony Tiyau is in hot water after a pipe broke in his bathroom today. It sprayed all over and scalded him a bit.
Author: Oren Brown
Tragic: Hedge Fund falls through, leaving hedges nationwide untrimmed
The nation’s beloved Hedge Fund was forced to close its doors this Thursday after going bust. The Fund is best known for keeping Britain’s hedgerows
Biden family finds White House “riddled” with Home Alone-esque booby traps
The Biden family encountered difficulties while moving into the White House following President Joe Biden’s inauguration on Wednesday. Eyewitnesses reported hearing “screams, whizzes, bangs and
Disney preview 100+ new projects in new announcement
Following the success of season 2 of The Mandalorian, Disney have commissioned a further twenty-seven series in the Star Wars universe for Disney+. This announcement
Don’t tell my boss, but I forgot to write this article
Right, not gonna lie, I did not realise that it was Monday already. Oh god, oh shit: my article is due today. 1000 words on
Jeff Bezos secures happiness in $200,000,000,000 deal
This is only the first in a number of vague concepts the Amazon founder has monopolised.
