During his first conference speech as Labour leader, Sir Keir Starmer promised to “stop the incompetence” of Boris Johnson’s administration when selling weapons to Middle
Author: Samy L. Clauwers
Toon Lampoon fires writer but forgets to remove admin privileges
The Toon Lampoon has today announced the sacking of its best writer, and possibly the greatest writer of our generation, Samy L. Clauwers. However, the
Katie Hopkins makes directorial debut with Triumph of the Will 2
Following its announcement at this week’s BAFTA awards, Triumph of the Will 2 is already in hot water on social media. Some fans of the
Xi Jinping resigns as President of China after Redditors call him “Winnie the Pooh” again
Following another ruthless attack from Redditors, the General Secretary of the Communist Party of China and President of China has resigned from all posts with
Agrics Society rebrands as ‘Agrarian Society’, disassociates from intellectual infested Newcastle University
Following the announcement of the reorganisation of the society on Wednesday evening, The Lampoon sent our ace reporter to speak to the society following his
“Slight mix-up” as Saudi government bombs St. James’ Park and buys Yemen
The Saudi Arabian government has today accepted the blame for a historic mistake after they accidentally bombed St. James’ Park, the home of Newcastle United.
