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Author: Tom Clarke

Potential candidates for SNP leadership examined

3rd Mar 2021 Tom Clarke

Following the latest revelations coming out of the Holyrood inquiry into the allegations of inappropriate behaviour of former First Minister Alex Salmond, pressure has mounted

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300th Article Special: The Very Best of The Toon Lampoon

22nd Feb 2021 Tom Clarke

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Downing Street insiders confirm this all just elaborate way of checking Cummings’s hearing

14th Nov 2020 Tom Clarke

Reports that the PM’s chief advisor Dominic Cummings is on his way out of 10 Downing Street have been strongly denied, sources close to Mr

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Trump campaign appeals to pet owners with new dogwhistle for 2020

26th Jul 2020 Tom Clarke

In the last fortnight a number of dire polls have dented President Trump’s hopes for re-election in November. Reports have, however, reached The Lampoon that

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Journalists in 2050 insisting Newcastle United takeover imminent

25th Jul 2020 Tom Clarke

This report has been sent to us from thirty years in the future, which means The Lampoon will run at least thirty years longer than

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