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Author: Jofferson Farquire III

Third year student who lives in private accommodation claims it’s out of choice

14th Sep 2020 Jofferson Farquire III

It has recently emerged that a third year University student spending their final year of study in Liberty Quay private accommodation is living here by

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Ska band has tragic realisation they have more members than fans

8th Sep 2020 Jofferson Farquire III

Local ska band Screamin’ Salmonella were disappointed to learn that they have more band members than fans. The eight piece ensemble were shocked when they

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Pep Guardiola

Pep Guardiola named managerial genius after wins against Watford, West Ham and Newcastle this season

9th Jul 2020 Jofferson Farquire III

Pep’s managerial masterclass has made him a stand-out in the 2019/20 season

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Manchester City disappointed to have not scored more against a Newcastle United team featuring DeAndre Yedlin and Emil Krafth

8th Jul 2020 Jofferson Farquire III

The Magpies delivered a conventional performance against league giants Manchester City

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