Our transdimensional politics correspondent reports from pocket universe X-56-B (local year 2023 AD), where Democratic candidate Marianne Williamson beat out Federalist Party candidate Donald Trump
“We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give” – Winston Churchill. I think the quote above
Reports have come in to The Lampoon of a first year Modern Languages student being used by his friends to translate memes and funny videos
In a groundbreaking use of advanced neuroscience techniques, doctors have managed to make contact with a man who has been in a coma for six
Doctors are puzzled at a wave of drug-like symptoms affecting students on nights out in Newcastle’s clubs and bars, despite them having not taken anything.
As the jetsetting travel correspondent for the Toon Lampoon, I’m regularly lucky enough to see exotic and exciting places across the world. I’ve travelled to