The Head of Newcastle University’s Mechanical Engineering Department has published a scathing tirade online slamming the University’s new policy on heavy machinery. The policy, written
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Opinion: why being a student landlord is the new punk
When you first come to university, it’s only natural to want to reinvent yourself. The only problem is that being an “edgy Communist” is actually
Lampoon writers struggling with severe case of writer’s block
Give us a break, alright?
Vice-Chancellor releases smooth jazz album to help students and staff relax
Vice-Chancellor Chris Day has released a free smooth jazz album for Newcastle University students and staff, in order to help them relax in these “trying
Gaming Society relieved that none of their players are good enough at Super Smash Brothers to be paedophiles
The Newcastle University Gaming Society has made a statement that it is “relieved” that none of the Super Smash Brothers players within its ranks are
Meninist hospitalised Following an all-female Sabbatical Officer team
A student has been hospitalised following the all-female Sabbatical Officer team starting in their roles last month, The Lampoon can reveal. He was discharged from
