Metro Kieran, current Community Students Officer of Newcastle University Students’ Union, is currently awaiting a trial by NUSU’s Student Council for unspecified reasons. Since Metro
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Geordie mukbang youtuber sacked by Teeside agency after claiming “Parmos are a Geordie thing”
Geordie mukbang YouTuber, ClamminSam, who has two million subscribers, revealed on the 20th of January that her Teeside agency had sacked her for claiming that
The USA might have a new president but there is one thing you cannot forget
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Newcastle University student endures yet more prejudice following term abroad
A student at Newcastle University has been left “reeling” after a scathing assault following her return from her term abroad. The assault has since been
Local man “outraged” over quotes appearing verbatim in News article
Local man Jay Fox, 42, has told the Lampoon that he was “outraged” after his comments to a local reporter were reported verbatim in her
Local man begins quest to become “most anti-social person in the city”
Local man Jake Cox, 49, announced on his blog last night that he is “going to be the most anti-social person in the Newcastle-upon-Tyne by
The Toon Lampoon 