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Author: winterec

Trump reportedly seen booby trapping the White House

9th Nov 2020 winterec

In a shocking twist of election shenanigans, President Donald Trump has been spotted setting up a series of intricate and goofy traps modelled on those

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SU Officers argue over who “becomes warlord of the Newcastle University faction” after fall of society

10th Oct 2020 winterec

In a recent heated argument in the corridors of Newcastle University Students’ Union, Sabbatical Officers, Chairs, and Liberation Officers were heard screaming at each other

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University puts updates on Newfess after realising students more likely to read it than their emails

16th Jul 2020 winterec

After the recent shutdown of Newcastle University due to the coronavirus, University and Students’ Union administrative staff began to bombard students with important updates. The

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Student from London ‘disappointed’ to find Newcastle isn’t as bad as they thought

16th Jul 2020 winterec

A first year student from South London was described as “shocked and disappointed” after arriving in Newcastle to find that the city is much nicer

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Goodbye Blackboard, we hardly knew ye

11th Jul 2020 winterec

This August, Newcastle University says goodbye to the Blackboard system and opens its arms to Canvas. The change in system leaves this reporter asking… who

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Student doing 3rd Masters degree wonders why friends from home think they are ‘out of touch’

10th Jul 2020 winterec

A student at a local university has recently aired their frustrations on social media after being called ‘out of touch’ by old friends and family

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