I’m back. Like the at-risk-Tory-aunt-who-thinks-COVID-19-is-a-hoax-but-then-went-MIA-making-you- (secretly)-hope-she’d-died-but-then-turns-up-at-Christmas-with-her-snot-nosed-goblin-spawn-and-gives-you-a-non-consensual-hug, I’m back. I’m back to educate you on all things columns, a topic I really don’t know anything about.
Ah yes, the humble column. A wall if a wall was a tube you could walk past and not really a wall. Able to support