Prime Minister and wet dog impersonator Boris Johnson has today proven his dedication to healthy living by announcing huge shortages of fizzy drinks. He also
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Faroese 1429, dolphins 0, in humiliating defeat
Sports and hunting analysts alike have agreed that the population of dolphins around the Faroe Islands put in a truly lacklustre performance in what would
Report: single piano notes at beginning of movie trailer suggests it’s about to get real
An investigation into a trailer for the latest Hollywood blockbuster has confirmed suspicions that the piano notes at the start mean some serious shit is
Top seven DEADLIEST sins of ALL TIME
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Breaking: The Toon Lampoon staff have better things to do than just write satire for you
In a statement screamed at a trembling intern with a notebook, the Toon Lampoon editorial team confirmed the growing rumours that they had lives, loved
JSTOR undergoes minimalist logo redesign
Digital library and – somehow – the most annoying gatekeeper on the internet JSTOR has today unveiled a new minimalist logo. The Lampoon understands this
