Prime Minister and wet dog impersonator Boris Johnson has today proven his dedication to healthy living by announcing huge shortages of fizzy drinks. He also
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Faroese 1429, dolphins 0, in humiliating defeat
Sports and hunting analysts alike have agreed that the population of dolphins around the Faroe Islands put in a truly lacklustre performance in what would
Geordie mukbang youtuber sacked by Teeside agency after claiming “Parmos are a Geordie thing”
Geordie mukbang YouTuber, ClamminSam, who has two million subscribers, revealed on the 20th of January that her Teeside agency had sacked her for claiming that
McDonald’s celebrates Veganuary by launching vegan water
McDonalds marked its most innovative entry yet into the cruelty-free market by debuting its vegan water in time for Veganuary. Veganuary is a month where
Student missing Soho during Christmas enjoys mulled blue treb
A Newcastle University student who is suffering withdrawal symptoms from Soho has decided to treat themselves to some homemade mulled blue treb. To get the
Britons shocked to discover Christmas lunch isn’t that British after all
We’ve all heard that terrible cracker joke over the past few years: “How will Christmas lunch be different after Brexit? No Brussels!” It usually merits
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