In a revelation that has shaken the foundations of British politics, Boris Johnson recently confirmed that his favourite Starfleet captain is Captain Benjamin Sisko. “I
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We Toon Lampoon journalists, either due to an inherent childish disposition or due to a need for hope after working here so long, have all
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Most student papers’ arts and music sections are constantly running the most dull articles–this year’s top dance club hits! Best Christmas songs! What we listen