In a revelation that has shaken the foundations of British politics, Boris Johnson recently confirmed that his favourite Starfleet captain is Captain Benjamin Sisko. “I
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Cyberpunk 2077 devs held hostage by angry gamers
It’s now been over a week since the disastrous release of Cyberpunk 2077, a game that promised mature storytelling, unparalleled emergent gameplay in a fully
Excerpts from The Toon Lampoon letters to Santa
We Toon Lampoon journalists, either due to an inherent childish disposition or due to a need for hope after working here so long, have all
Man watching Belle Delphine porn on Christmas Day beginning to question some choices
A man has admitted that he is beginning to feel regret over some of his life decisions after watching Belle Delphine’s sex tape on Christmas.
Toon Lampoon writers excitedly put out milk and cookies for Rupert Murdoch
Writers for satire outlet and part-time money laundering front The Toon Lampoon have been seen putting out milk and cookies for Rupert Murdoch. This is
Hot music picks for staring out the window of the Robinson Library and mourning your failure to pursue a career in advanced mathematics
Most student papers’ arts and music sections are constantly running the most dull articles–this year’s top dance club hits! Best Christmas songs! What we listen
