A spokesperson for the ambitious High Speed 2 railway project today revealed that the organisation would be utilising artificial black hole technology in order to
It was announced today that the price of rail fares, including off-peak long-distance returns, will now include the purchaser’s firstborn child. Given the government’s eagerness
The Saudi Arabian government has today accepted the blame for a historic mistake after they accidentally bombed St. James’ Park, the home of Newcastle United.
Unfortunately, chances are that while you are at Newcastle University you will have at least a little cry. It’s one of the things you can
As the jetsetting travel correspondent for the Toon Lampoon, I’m regularly lucky enough to see exotic and exciting places across the world. I’ve travelled to