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Category: Travel

HS2 to use “artificial black hole” to further decrease commute time

18th Oct 2020 David Spain

A spokesperson for the ambitious High Speed 2 railway project today revealed that the organisation would be utilising artificial black hole technology in order to

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Rail fares increase to “first-born child”

19th Aug 2020 cheerfuljoe

It was announced today that the price of rail fares, including off-peak long-distance returns, will now include the purchaser’s firstborn child. Given the government’s eagerness

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“Slight mix-up” as Saudi government bombs St. James’ Park and buys Yemen

31st Jul 2020 Samy L. Clauwers

The Saudi Arabian government has today accepted the blame for a historic mistake after they accidentally bombed St. James’ Park, the home of Newcastle United.

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Best crying spots in Newcastle

19th Jul 2020 georgebelll

Unfortunately, chances are that while you are at Newcastle University you will have at least a little cry. It’s one of the things you can

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Travel Retrospective: Antarctica

6th Jul 2020 neilanderson

As the jetsetting travel correspondent for the Toon Lampoon, I’m regularly lucky enough to see exotic and exciting places across the world. I’ve travelled to

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