Speaking on the steps of Capitol Hill, Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema told the press that she wasn’t like those other Democrat Senators, “who are, like,
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Johnson proves commitment to healthy living, announces fizzy drinks shortage
Prime Minister and wet dog impersonator Boris Johnson has today proven his dedication to healthy living by announcing huge shortages of fizzy drinks. He also
New Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries proudly shows off new Petri dish
Nadine Dorries told journalists this evening that she was “extremely excited” to get to work as the new Culture Secretary, showing the press pack her
Faroese 1429, dolphins 0, in humiliating defeat
Sports and hunting analysts alike have agreed that the population of dolphins around the Faroe Islands put in a truly lacklustre performance in what would
Chancellor of the Exchequer ”just needs a little help to make it through the month, man”
At a press conference today, Rishi Sunak told journalists that he’s in a real tight spot, and that he wouldn’t ask the nation for money
True ally? Guy mansplains to trans women just as much
A local man has been found mansplaining to trans women just as much as to cis women, in a truly touching feat of allyship. The
