A spokesperson for the ambitious High Speed 2 railway project today revealed that the organisation would be utilising artificial black hole technology in order to
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Man outraged by Tier 2 sex ban entirely unaffected by it
A Heaton man has been reported as outraged over the ban on sex between couples who are living apart in Tier 2 and 3 areas.
Northumbria University to contain student body within “Pandemicopolis”
After the news broke that over 700 of their students had tested positive for Covid-19, Northumbria University today announced the establishment of a “plague city”
Metro to upgrade ageing fleet to steam
The Tyne and Wear Metro is to replace its ageing 40-year-old rolling stock with steam trains. Transport chiefs say the plan would see disruption from
“Cuntasaurus Rex” deemed not to be unparliamentary language
Following a heated exchange during a parliamentary session earlier today, eyebrows were raised after the Speaker of the House of Commons deemed that what has
Government accused of time-wasting for insisting on mandatory thumb-sucking
A Government insider has let slip that the reason there has been no further and drastic lockdown updates recently is due to the majority party
