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NRA hits back against alleged smear campaign by “stupid goddamn dead kids”
The National Rifle Association has today announced its intention to pursue a defamation case against any and all children who have fatally shot themselves while
NAMBLA “didn’t realise it was freaking everyone out quite so much”
A spokesperson for the North American Man/Boy Love Association has said that the organisation “had no idea that everyone was going to so completely lose
Democrats face “uphill struggle” with giant abortion ray amendment to infrastructure bill
The challenges faced by Democratic Senators continue this week, as Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell has signalled his party’s intention to vote down the upcoming
Matt Hancock’s wife still processing that he’s been kissed
The wife of ex-Health Secretary and alleged human being Matt Hancock today revealed her shock at finding out that Mrs. Colangelo kissed her husband. Mrs.
Priti Patel apologises for breaking social distancing rules during migrant family slaying
Home Secretary Priti Patel has apologised for failing to uphold social distancing guidelines during the ritualistic slaughter of a migrant family. “It is true that
