Labour Leader Keir Starmer has today proven his tireless dedication to British values by smashing up a bus stop in Birmingham. The incident took place
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Boris Johnson spotted holding boombox outside Christian Wakeford’s house
Somehow-still-Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been spotted by onlookers, holding a boombox outside Christian Wakeford’s house. According to eyewitnesses, the boombox was playing what most
Hero father of three resists googling Ariana Grande nude leaks during Christmas lunch
In an act that has been described as showing an inhuman level of restraint by several Cabinet ministers, a father of three today resisted the
Boris Johnson told to await visits from 147,857 spirits
Sources indicate that Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been warned to await a visit from 147,857 spirits on the night before Christmas. “We are to
Kidnapped teen’s possessions include a dildo you could murder a horse with
Speaking at a press conference regarding the ongoing manhunt for missing Newcastle teen, Karen Smike, police revealed the presence of a sex toy capable of
Analysis of the Conservatives’ shock by-election defeat, by Dominic Cummings
Guest writer Dominic Cummings’ insightful 10,000 word analysis of the North Shropshire result
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