Supporters of corporate meat puppet factory the Conservative Party have expressed embarrassment at the Prime Minister’s speech at the Confederation of British Industry. Specifically, the
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“No herding instincts, just herding owners,” claims Border Collie advocacy group
An organisation advocating for the improved perception of Border Collies has claimed that herding is a learned behaviour rather than the product of breeding. Tom
Confused Johnson announces all poppies after Brexit will be blue
Boris Johnson has today told the House of Commons, the world’s highest maintenance nursing home, that all poppies will be blue after Brexit. The announcement
Kyrsten Sinema announces that she’s not like those other Democrat Senators
Speaking on the steps of Capitol Hill, Arizona Senator Kyrsten Sinema told the press that she wasn’t like those other Democrat Senators, “who are, like,
Johnson proves commitment to healthy living, announces fizzy drinks shortage
Prime Minister and wet dog impersonator Boris Johnson has today proven his dedication to healthy living by announcing huge shortages of fizzy drinks. He also
Faroese 1429, dolphins 0, in humiliating defeat
Sports and hunting analysts alike have agreed that the population of dolphins around the Faroe Islands put in a truly lacklustre performance in what would
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