A spokesperson for Mark Zuckerberg today stated that he “was almost entirely sure” that the Facebook mogul’s proposed model for an Instagram intended for children
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Keir Starmer “takes full responsibility” for search for elections scapegoat
In a revealing interview with The Toon Lampoon, Keir Starmer has pledged that he and he alone will shoulder the heavy burden of finding someone
Local election outrage as working class don’t feel represented by literal knight
Labour’s catastrophic performance in local elections has led party insiders to begrudgingly admit that working class voters don’t feel represented by a literal knight. As
Prince Michael of Kent throws in night with Big Suze on top of access to Putin administration
The dullest-named member of the royal family has come under fire for allegedly selling access to members of the Putin government to executives from a
Widow of man strangled by Boris Johnson “can’t imagine how Corbyn would have treated him”
The wife of a civil servant throttled to death by Boris Johnson has told The Toon Lampoon that she thanks God each and every day
Bill Gates spotted preparing for white boy summer
Billionaire and eligible bachelor Bill Gates has been spotted in the midst of rigorous training for white boy summer. He was spotted by TMZ paparazzi
