The world’s largest ant megacolony has recently evolved a military industrial complex in order to profit from its forever war against the California/North Mexico and
Category: Current Affairs
“Nobody made in God’s image could be this gullible,” says megachurch preacher of own congregation
In a candid interview with The Toon Lampoon’s grifters and Republican presidential candidate correspondent, a preacher for the St Mary’s Megachurch of Perpetual Privilege stated
Your government mandated thought of the day
As the official propaganda arm of the Conservative Party, we at The Toon Lampoon are proud to present your new government mandated thought of the
Don’t tell my boss, but I forgot to write this article
Right, not gonna lie, I did not realise that it was Monday already. Oh god, oh shit: my article is due today. 1000 words on
Major waste disposal company rebrands as “Hats for Dolphins Co.” after ocean dumping incident
“We thought the company was in some deep shit,” said Callum Hall, CEO of Australia’s second-largest waste disposal company, after more than 6,000 tonnes of
Shell executives blame worsening climate change on “public’s inhuman lust for oil”
The oil company Shell today released a statement laying the blame for the increasingly severe effects of climate change at the feet of what they
