Following his recent admittance to a mental health facility, the family of Newcastle local Sean Cue revealed their belief that his rapid psychological deterioration began
Category: Current Affairs
Congress excited to be doing first ever re-run
Members of Congress have excitably told The Lampoon that they are delighted to be going ahead with the US legislature’s first ever re-run. This follows
Newfess political posters ‘the new face’ of BBC’s Question Time
The BBC’s flagship political program, Question Time, is rumoured to be hiring the hottest political posters on Newfess II to be permanent panellists. The rumour
Satirists give up
Satirists on either side of the Atlantic were today heard letting out a collective sigh, before they decided to completely pack it in. The news
Rioters siege World Calendar Capitol, call for a stop to 2021
Yesterday, an angry mob, armed with nothing but angst, determination, and fully automatic assault rifles, besieged the World Calendar Capitol building. The group were calling
Breaking: Sabbatical officer actually does something
In a stunning turn of events, reports are coming in that a sabbatical officer has actually done something today. While our intrepid reporters are scrambling
