Congressman Matt Gaetz’s lawyers came under criticism today, following what appeared to be an indication of the main theme of his defence: that a female
Category: Current Affairs
Sandyford residents “cannot sleep” after Helmsley Road taken over by poltergeists
After locals complained of a loud “techno” wailing being heard well into the night, a local ghost hunter claims Helmsley is now Newcastle’s “most haunted
Local man’s 20-minute anti-vax YouTube video nominated for Nobel Prize in Medicine
A Newcastle upon Tyne resident today confirmed that his nomination for the Nobel Prize in Medicine had been sent to the relevant committee regarding his
Local man regrets not being born in a time when using the N-word wouldn’t earn him a fucking guilt trip
A Gateshead local recently revealed to The Toon Lampoon that he longs for a return to a bygone era where a white man could use
Prince Harry gets job as ‘life couch’
Though accidentally misinterpreted by many sources, Prince Harry has just swiped a new job as a real-life human couch, currently residing in a Californian gallery.
PE teachers welcome the opportunity to once again belittle young children
As schools reopen following a relaxation of pandemic restrictions, PE teachers across the country have described themselves as “overjoyed” to once again have the opportunity
