In what has been a humiliating day for disaster machine and occasional political party the Conservative Party, the nation’s losers are finding the silver lining.
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BREAKING NEWS: Hancock did not knowingly cheat on wife
Matt Hancock has today defended his actions in being caught groping his married aide Gina Coladangelo, saying it was ‘necessary to defend the NHS against
NHS appeal to over 50s by printing guidelines as inspirational Peaky Blinders quotes
The NHS has today unveiled its strategy to appeal to over 50s, namely by printing official guidelines as an inspirational quote over a picture from
Toon Lampoon accused of immature content by man with great, girthy penis
The Toon Lampoon was today accused of a campaign of gutter journalism by an unnamed man in possession of a thick, meaty hog. The complainant,
Activist Tries to Overthrow Status Quo, Almost Kills Entire Band.
“It started like most murder sprees do these days: in an online discussion board. Well, I say ‘discussion board’ – it was the comments section
Priti Patel sex doll gains sentience, deports minority sex dolls
A limited edition RealDoll of a member of the British government has achieved sentient thought at a factory in Gateshead. The incident has been described
