In what has been described as a “landmark ruling” by Newcastle’s Crown Court, an individual accused of three counts of grievous bodily harm today walked
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Man described as “bit of a character” actually just a cunt
The Lampoon can reveal that a man whose friends described him to a newcomer as “a bit of a character” is actually just a twat.
WWE “looking forward” to Taliban-hosted PPV
Following the taking of Kabul by Taliban forces, a spokesperson for WWE has stated that the sports entertainment company “is extremely keen” to work with
Toon Lampoon sued for psychological distress after nude calendar shoot
A civil suit has been leveraged against The Toon Lampoon, following charges of gross distress and psychological trauma in the aftermath of a nude calendar
Joe Biden commits to withdrawing troops from Afghanistan as soon as oil companies let him
Joe Biden has today committed to withdrawing all US troops from Afghanistan, just as soon as he gets the go-ahead from oil conglomerates. “I announced
DWP defends “Deathmatches For Benefits” policy
A spokesperson for the Department of Work and Pensions today addressed criticisms of their recent “fights for dole” scheme. The policy was described as “a
