In what has been a humiliating day for disaster machine and occasional political party the Conservative Party, the nation’s losers are finding the silver lining.
Matt Hancock has today defended his actions in being caught groping his married aide Gina Coladangelo, saying it was ‘necessary to defend the NHS against
The NHS has today unveiled its strategy to appeal to over 50s, namely by printing official guidelines as an inspirational quote over a picture from
The Toon Lampoon was today accused of a campaign of gutter journalism by an unnamed man in possession of a thick, meaty hog. The complainant,
“It started like most murder sprees do these days: in an online discussion board. Well, I say ‘discussion board’ – it was the comments section
A limited edition RealDoll of a member of the British government has achieved sentient thought at a factory in Gateshead. The incident has been described