The number of performing arts students self-reporting depressive thoughts at Newcastle has risen by 316%, according to a recent survey. There is plenty of speculation
Category: Current Affairs
Magazine opts to focus on Trump’s small hands instead of – you know – white supremacy
A centre-left news outlet has once again taken the noble stance of calling to attention Trump’s small hands and silly hair. The article goes into
Tim Martin Statue “ugly duckling” of the Five Swans
It can be revealed that – in a lewd act of waterfowl-based intercourse – a 20-foot-tall statue of Tim Martin has been birthed in the
Why have they locked-me-down-and-out of Luthers bar?
I get why they cancelled lectures, I get why they closed schools but I, just like the scores of students who used to pack out
How to Motivate employees the Jeff Bezos way!
As told to Joe Molander Hey guys, it’s me: Jeff Bezos, the 21st century’s answer to Thomas Malthus. I may look like an evil sex
Confusion as ‘colossal’ lighthouse discovered on campus
Newcastle University is under fire after reports have emerged that a lighthouse has been in operation inside the Herschel Building for nearly 40 years. A
