As schools reopen following a relaxation of pandemic restrictions, PE teachers across the country have described themselves as “overjoyed” to once again have the opportunity
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Local cat to unionise after learning they can’t inherit the house
A local cat has been left horrified after finding out she has not been placed on the mortgage and is thus unable to inherit the
Cressida Dick rebrands ACAB as “All Cops Are Beautiful”
Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Cressida Dick has today announced a new campaign designed to rejuvenate the Met’s image. The campaign, titled ‘ACAB: All Cops
Women in collective sigh of relief after Ian from Slough says ‘not all men’
Women across the country have today been able to breathe easier after Ian, a single 57 year old from Slough, took it upon himself to
Prince Andrew’s location unknown as schools reopen
A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has officially confirmed that, as children across the nation return to their classrooms as part of the gradual lifting of
Monarchy insists it is not racist as it “used to own half of Africa”
The Queen has today announced that the British monarchy is not racist after claims from Meghan and Harry that indicate the contrary. The Head of
