Former SPAD, moderate eugenicist, and hideous gremlin Dominic Cummings today told The Lampoon that he’s grateful to have never been invited to parties by Johnson’s
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2021 Conservative Christmas party to be held at your mum’s house, you whiny fuck
Following the widespread public outrage over the developing story of the Government’s string of Christmas parties, the Johnson administration has announced that they intend to
“Boris Johnson is a hypocrite?” nation asks, incredibly sarcastically
Britain – the world’s largest exporter of TERFs and red-faced men – has today pretended to be shocked that Number 10 broke its own lockdown
Tory voters embarrassed at how much worse CBI speech would have been under Corbyn
Supporters of corporate meat puppet factory the Conservative Party have expressed embarrassment at the Prime Minister’s speech at the Confederation of British Industry. Specifically, the
“No herding instincts, just herding owners,” claims Border Collie advocacy group
An organisation advocating for the improved perception of Border Collies has claimed that herding is a learned behaviour rather than the product of breeding. Tom
Confused Johnson announces all poppies after Brexit will be blue
Boris Johnson has today told the House of Commons, the world’s highest maintenance nursing home, that all poppies will be blue after Brexit. The announcement
The Toon Lampoon 