Joe Manchin today announced his intention to strangle the life out of a Democrat voter, every hour, on the hour, in order to encourage bipartisan
Category: Current Affairs
Breaking: The Toon Lampoon staff have better things to do than just write satire for you
In a statement screamed at a trembling intern with a notebook, the Toon Lampoon editorial team confirmed the growing rumours that they had lives, loved
Downing Street rejects Cummings’ Shakespeare bio claims on grounds that PM “isn’t a goddamn nerd”
A statement from Downing Street this morning categorically rejected the accusation from Dominic Cummings that Boris Johnson no-showed five COBRA meetings to instead work on
Local purity organisation campaigns to ban Trollope books from schools
Censorship Under New Terms, a local organisation that professes an intent to “improve the lives and experiences of children everywhere”, has begun its latest campaign:
Biden reportedly backhanding any aide who says the word “Palestine”
Reports from inside the White House have revealed that any aide who such much as alludes to the existence of Palestine will get “a five-finger
Instagram for kids “almost certainly won’t become paedophile’s paradise”
A spokesperson for Mark Zuckerberg today stated that he “was almost entirely sure” that the Facebook mogul’s proposed model for an Instagram intended for children
