Yesterday, an angry mob, armed with nothing but angst, determination, and fully automatic assault rifles, besieged the World Calendar Capitol building. The group were calling
Category: Current Affairs
Breaking: Sabbatical officer actually does something
In a stunning turn of events, reports are coming in that a sabbatical officer has actually done something today. While our intrepid reporters are scrambling
Limited edition Margaret Thatcher Sex Doll already sold out
Despite being described by many as a hellish marriage of right wing views and the height of poor taste, it was today announced that the
Toon Lampoon staff to go on furlough for 80% of fuck all
After a frank discussion and an open exchange of views, it has been agreed that The Toon Lampoon will cease any and all satire activity
Masochist settles down to watch Doctor Who special
A local masochist is reportedly getting all comfy to watch the New Year’s Day special of Doctor Who. This follows a long day of bondage,
Boris Johnson announces his New Year’s resolution: to do “more of a Tony Soprano sort of thing”
Following up on his promise to create a deal between the UK and the EU, Boris Johnson has made a new pledge, promising to fulfil
