Doris Smike (82, deceased) has confirmed that she’s “perfectly fine” for her grandson, Gary Smike (23) to repetitively post memorials to her on social media
In an interview with The Toon Lampoon, a spokesperson for the Labour Party today admitted that Keir Starmer’s bloodlust, now roused, will not be satisfied
In what has been described as a “landmark ruling” by Newcastle’s Crown Court, an individual accused of three counts of grievous bodily harm today walked
The Lampoon can reveal that a man whose friends described him to a newcomer as “a bit of a character” is actually just a twat.
Following the taking of Kabul by Taliban forces, a spokesperson for WWE has stated that the sports entertainment company “is extremely keen” to work with
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