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Category: Short Stories

The Curious Tale of Seat Von Scrutiny: The Sordid Tale in Full

21st Nov 2020 Joe Molander

Over the past week, we released a short story from one of our editors, chapter by chapter, during our more lucid moments in-between the absinthe

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The Curious Tale of Seat Von Scrutiny (A Neo-Noir Reimagining): Chapter Five – A Council of Hookers

20th Nov 2020 Joe Molander

I woke up the next morning with a cloud hanging over me. One day, I resolved, I was gonna start sleeping indoors. My editor came

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The Curious Tale of Seat Von Scrutiny (A Neo-Noir Reimagining): Chapter Four – A Scheme is Hatched

19th Nov 2020 Joe Molander

As I rounded the corner off Northumberland Street, I found Arendt leaning under a streetlight casting shadows round her eyes. The rest of her was

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The Curious Case of Seat Von Scrutiny (A Neo-Noir Reimagining): Chapter Three – High Stakes on the High Rise Bridge

18th Nov 2020 Joe Molander

When I took my eyes off the point in the sky where she’d vanished, I noticed a silhouette at the end of the alleyway. Whoever

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The Curious Tale of Seat Von Scrutiny (A Neo-Noir Reimagining): Chapter Two – A Bookies Bust-Up Gone Bad

17th Nov 2020 Joe Molander

I walked down Northumberland Street, confronted once again by the pond-scum of humanity. Buskers competed for noise with the street preachers yelling at passers-by stood

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The Curious Tale of Seat Von Scrutiny (A Neo-Noir Reimagining): Chapter One – Under The Neon Sign

16th Nov 2020 Joe Molander

Note: the protagonist of this sordid tale is a self-insert. However, the writer has assured the editorial team that he has been faithful and accurate

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