We’re in the fledgling stages of a real spectacle of a Premier League season, and there are already plenty of upsets spicing things up in
Category: Sport
“Slight mix-up” as Saudi government bombs St. James’ Park and buys Yemen
The Saudi Arabian government has today accepted the blame for a historic mistake after they accidentally bombed St. James’ Park, the home of Newcastle United.
Journalists in 2050 insisting Newcastle United takeover imminent
This report has been sent to us from thirty years in the future, which means The Lampoon will run at least thirty years longer than
Gaming Society relieved that none of their players are good enough at Super Smash Brothers to be paedophiles
The Newcastle University Gaming Society has made a statement that it is “relieved” that none of the Super Smash Brothers players within its ranks are
UK government imposes national ban on Bakugans
Boris Johnson has declared the popular children’s toy Bakugan a threat to national security. He has stated that all law enforcement has been given permission
Fight Night replaced with sword duel due to COVID-19
Sources have revealed that competitors in the well-known Newcastle boxing event will be forced to battle with swords because of the government’s social distancing guidelines.
