Fans have spotted a ‘glory hunting twats’ stand being installed at St James’ Park, a struggling community centre in the north east of England. This
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Inspiring: Toon Lampoon 5-a-side team refuses to join European Super League
The Toon Lampoon’s 5-a-side team has taken the bold stance of refusing any offer to participate in the new European Super League. Critics have suggested
Local man just happy to be understanding football talk
A local man has admitted to being satisfied just understanding football talk for once. This followed all his friends being devastated at a development in
Ranking every Premier League team by how likely they are to stage a military coup on Chile
We’re in the fledgling stages of a real spectacle of a Premier League season, and there are already plenty of upsets spicing things up in
“Slight mix-up” as Saudi government bombs St. James’ Park and buys Yemen
The Saudi Arabian government has today accepted the blame for a historic mistake after they accidentally bombed St. James’ Park, the home of Newcastle United.
Journalists in 2050 insisting Newcastle United takeover imminent
This report has been sent to us from thirty years in the future, which means The Lampoon will run at least thirty years longer than
The Toon Lampoon 