The Toon Lampoon’s 5-a-side team has taken the bold stance of refusing any offer to participate in the new European Super League. Critics have suggested
A local man has admitted to being satisfied just understanding football talk for once. This followed all his friends being devastated at a development in
We’re in the fledgling stages of a real spectacle of a Premier League season, and there are already plenty of upsets spicing things up in
The Saudi Arabian government has today accepted the blame for a historic mistake after they accidentally bombed St. James’ Park, the home of Newcastle United.
This report has been sent to us from thirty years in the future, which means The Lampoon will run at least thirty years longer than
The Newcastle University Gaming Society has made a statement that it is “relieved” that none of the Super Smash Brothers players within its ranks are