In a shocking twist of election shenanigans, President Donald Trump has been spotted setting up a series of intricate and goofy traps modelled on those
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8 Government Approved ways to keep busy during a second lockdown
If there’s a second lockdown, it’s important for everyone to feel safe. To stop the spread of Covid-19, we have to spend time apart from
Ska band has tragic realisation they have more members than fans
Local ska band Screamin’ Salmonella were disappointed to learn that they have more band members than fans. The eight piece ensemble were shocked when they
Lampoon writers struggling with severe case of writer’s block
Give us a break, alright?
Dolphins sink Sky News boat off Dover – “How do you like it now?”
A pod of dolphins was spotted Wednesday afternoon ramming a sky news boat off Dover, sources say. The boat was one of many attempting to
Agrics Society rebrands as ‘Agrarian Society’, disassociates from intellectual infested Newcastle University
Following the announcement of the reorganisation of the society on Wednesday evening, The Lampoon sent our ace reporter to speak to the society following his
The Toon Lampoon 