The great thing about science is there are no wrong answers. Any and all opinions are up for debate, regardless of what the evidence says. Who needs evidence anyway?
Science is like improv, in that we are terrible at improv.
Maybe it’s in the name of expanding scientific knowledge that the scientists at NASA continue to do science. Or maybe, in light of recent declarations, it’s an elaborate scheme to produce effective chat-up lines for abstract entities. When NASA’s latest climate report concluded that 2020 was the “hottest year on record,” it was initially assumed
Following a Federal District Court case in which the world’s five largest oil companies admitted to having a noteworthy role in climate change, a spokesperson for BP asked reporters, “just what the fuck you’d have said in our position.” Addressing a press gathering, Communications Officer Tom Wilcox stated, “Look, we got the findings back in
The oil company Shell today released a statement laying the blame for the increasingly severe effects of climate change at the feet of what they described as “our loyal and valued customer base”. The memo, received by The Toon Lampoon this morning, stated the belief that climate change would “not be nearly so advanced” had