The great thing about science is there are no wrong answers. Any and all opinions are up for debate, regardless of what the evidence says. Who needs evidence anyway?
Science is like improv, in that we are terrible at improv.
There are 48 million kangaroos in Australia and only 3,518,552 people in Uruguay. If the kangaroos decided to invade Uruguay, each member of the population would have to defeat over 13.6 kangaroos each. Of course, only able bodied adults would be able to fight and so the true number of kangaroos needing defeating per capita
Maybe it’s in the name of expanding scientific knowledge that the scientists at NASA continue to do science. Or maybe, in light of recent declarations, it’s an elaborate scheme to produce effective chat-up lines for abstract entities. When NASA’s latest climate report concluded that 2020 was the “hottest year on record,” it was initially assumed
Following a Federal District Court case in which the world’s five largest oil companies admitted to having a noteworthy role in climate change, a spokesperson for BP asked reporters, “just what the fuck you’d have said in our position.” Addressing a press gathering, Communications Officer Tom Wilcox stated, “Look, we got the findings back in