People who run blogs are famously good at sports
We don’t like to blow our own trumpet, but we know a thing or two about sports. Here, you can expect searing analysis of football, tennis, and even the one with the bat.
Inspiring: Toon Lampoon 5-a-side team refuses to join European Super League
The Toon Lampoon’s 5-a-side team has taken the bold stance of refusing any offer to participate in the new European Super League. Critics have suggested the move is motivated less by principle and more by the fact that The Toon Lampoon doesn’t have a 5-a-side team. The Lampoon has rebutted that if only actual teams
Local man just happy to be understanding football talk
A local man has admitted to being satisfied just understanding football talk for once. This followed all his friends being devastated at a development in football just novel enough for him to get away with asking stupid questions. The man agreed to talk to The Lampoon’s sport reporter, a retired football hooligan. “I’m delighted,” he
Ranking every Premier League team by how likely they are to stage a military coup on Chile
We’re in the fledgling stages of a real spectacle of a Premier League season, and there are already plenty of upsets spicing things up in the UK’s biggest football division. There are a lot of different ways you can rank and order the 20 clubs that participate in this year’s Prem, but there is only
