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Tag: Afghanistan

WWE “looking forward” to Taliban-hosted PPV

23rd Aug 2021 David Spain

Following the taking of Kabul by Taliban forces, a spokesperson for WWE has stated that the sports entertainment company “is extremely keen” to work with

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Joe Biden commits to withdrawing troops from Afghanistan as soon as oil companies let him

10th Aug 2021 Joe Molander

Joe Biden has today committed to withdrawing all US troops from Afghanistan, just as soon as he gets the go-ahead from oil conglomerates. “I announced

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Newfess political posters ‘the new face’ of BBC’s Question Time

13th Jan 2021 Samy L. Clauwers

The BBC’s flagship political program, Question Time, is rumoured to be hiring the hottest political posters on Newfess II to be permanent panellists. The rumour

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