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Prince Harry gets job as ‘life couch’

23rd Mar 2021 emgildengil

Though accidentally misinterpreted by many sources, Prince Harry has just swiped a new job as a real-life human couch, currently residing in a Californian gallery.

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Musicians heed Rishi Sunak’s advice and retrain as unemployed

6th Oct 2020 Joe Molander

Musicians have agreed with Rishi Sunak’s suggestion that some people working in the creative industry may need to retrain for another job during the pandemic.

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We talked to the grass sample garden guy because we’ll do anything for clicks

29th Jul 2020 sickhoop

You may have recently seen the listing on CLTE advertising a “beautiful lawn” composed of a mosaic of fake grass samples, having to be passed

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