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Tag: Black Lives Matter

“Have you tried not being offended?” Boris asks victims of systematic racism

6th Apr 2021 poundlandathene

Boris Johnson has today lashed out at BAME people upset at the results of the report intended to look at racism in the UK. The

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Woman who voted for elderly racist has no idea how right she is that things “back to normal”

7th Nov 2020 Joe Molander

A local woman who voted for Joe Biden was more right than she realised when she cheerily told her friends that “things are back to

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