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Tag: capitol building siege

Congress excited to be doing first ever re-run

14th Jan 2021 Joe Molander

Members of Congress have excitably told The Lampoon that they are delighted to be going ahead with the US legislature’s first ever re-run. This follows

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Rioters siege World Calendar Capitol, call for a stop to 2021

7th Jan 2021 Jon Deery

Yesterday, an angry mob, armed with nothing but angst, determination, and fully automatic assault rifles, besieged the World Calendar Capitol building. The group were calling

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